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[I've lost my blogging mojo. Been so random lately.] 

On mahjong: 
Me: Are we playing for Pride and Honour or for Greed and Sin tomorrow?
Friend C: We are playing strip mahjong.
Me: Okthksbye.

About bedtime stories:
Friend C: sleeepppy. tell me some stories!
Me: -_-”
Me: once upon a time
*disappeared for the longest time*
Friend C: and then
Me: the end.
Friend C: YOU’RE A LOUSY STORYTELLER!!!!

Of threats and blackmail:
Me: Stop fake-guniang-ing and submit your name [for some 'competition' of sorts].
Friend C [guy]: Eh, I guniang one.
Friend C: *pose guniang pose* We’re SISTAS, right?
Me: Now’s not the time to claim we’re sistas..
Friend C: We’re the Yahda Yahda Sistahood.
Me: SUBMIT YOUR NAME. Or I will submit it for you.
Friend C: Why should I submit it.
Me: He [the person to submit the name to] is my Da Ge now.
Me: I can submit your name for you.
Me: Bye!
Friend C: WHAT DA GE?!
Friend C: You all mafia ar!!
Friend C: Shang-hai tan ar!!
Friend C: Ooi!
Friend C: I poison your lunch tomolo!!
Friend C: I kill you!!!
Friend C: Ooi!!!!!!!!!!

On Christmas presents:
Me: Any suggestions on what I can get for a guy friend for Christmas?
George: Shirt.
Me: That’s too personal.
George: Chocolates.
Me: That’s too impersonal.
George: *mumbles something indistinct*
Me: Pardon??
George [blandly]: You can get him a PSP or xbox 360 and if he doesn’t want it, he can pass to me.
Me: No help at all!

s t a r m | s t December 19th, 2007

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