Wordplay
It’s interesting how a sharing session cum meeting at the workplace can be peppered so much innuendoes.
The OT [Occupational Therapist] was sharing about the things that OTs do.
OT: … and then there’s oral massage. Do you guys do oral massage too?
Md & Queenlady: *burst into loud uncontrollable laughter*
OT & the rest of us: *befuddled*
Queenlady [amidst laughter]: No, we don’t do oral massage here.
The rest of us: . . . . .
OT: … it depends. Like some of them cannot lift up the spoons, some of them are unable to suck, some cannot blow through straws..
Queenlady [quietly]: Hmm, suck….
Me: -____-”
DoReMiFa: I heard that the female praying mantis bites off the males’ heads while doing it. [Ed: Now how we even get to this topic during a meeting I don't know]
Most of us: Wha-aat?!?!
Me [laughing]: Yeah, I heard of that too.. Learned about it from a show.
Shar: I wonder if the male praying mantis knows before they do it!
Queenlady: Yah, it’s like… *pretends to be female praying mantis* Do you have any last wish?
Md: Lust wish you mean.
Queenlady [passing a plate over]: Would you like to have the fish and the… white stuff [tar tar sauce]?
- soundbites , the worker
s t a r m | s t April 27th, 2007
oh no.. what happened to the innocence! alas.
very funny!!! especially the bit about “white stuff”… haha!
queenlady sounds very naughty, very very naughty.
laughs. i was -_______-” whenever something like that happened [or when i get it].