s t a r m | s t January 13th, 2006
This afternoon, I was mock-testing Americana on her language and vocabulary skills using a language assessment kit to gain some experience in conducting such tests.
The test is such that I have a list of words which I am to voice out one by one while displaying a series of pictures which are grouped in sets of four. She, on the other hand, would have to select the picture which she thinks is the right one according to the word spoken aloud.
mercantile, entomologist, incarcerating, gourmand, dromedary, incertitude, perambulating, nidificating, everything was going fine as Americana managed to choose the right picture most of the times.
The words got increasingly difficult as we passed each stage, and as we reached the last stage, things got funny because even I, as the tester, do not know the meaning of the words.
Me: Tonsorial.
*short acute pause*
Americana [cute baffled look on face]: ??
Me [stared at the four pictures with an equally baffled look]: Urm?
*both of us looked at each other blankly*
Americana: What is that??
Me [in a small voice]: Actually… I have no idea too. *check answer* Oh, it’s this one *point automatically at picture*
*long pause*
Americana & Me [disbelieving look]: Ummph??
Americana [deadpanned]: O-kayyy.. So I just went for a tonsorial two weeks ago.
Me [laughing]: And me, a month ago!
Americana [laughing]: Next time I’ll say to my baby.. Let’s go, you need a tonsorial.
Me: I don’t think it means exactly that though. But it’ll be really funny to see the hairdresser’s expression when we say, hey, I want a tonsorial.
Tonsorial: Of or relating to barbering /haircut or a barber.
Me: Osculating.
Americana [confounded expression]: What??! Oscillating? *points at wrong picture*
Me: Nah, it’s this one.
*I looked at her and could practically see the wheels turning in her head*
Americana: So I’ll say.. Come, baby, let mummy osculate you.
Me: Hahaha. It boggles the mind, it does. So during a romantic interlude, I’ll say.. Will you osculate me?
Americana: Hahaha! That will so kill the romantic mood.
Americana [asking QueenLady who just entered the room]: Hey, do you still osculate your husband?
QueenLady [extremely wary and half-disgusted expression on her face]: Why does that sound so…
Americana & Me: Hahahaha!
Me: Come to think of it, it does sound very wrong.
Osculating: To kiss.