A Traumatic Conversation [For Whom?]
It’s all a blur to me.
mrm [unsuspectingly]: …and then we can all countdown together after that.
Me [abruptly, in a shocked tone]: What!! What is the date tomorrow???
mrm [confused]: 31st December?
Me [half-screamed]: What!!!!!!!!!! 31st!!!!!!!!
mrm [taken aback]: Huh.. Why?? You mean you didn’t know?
Me [traumatised, wailing]: I didn’t know the last day of the year is tomorrow!! I thought today’s the 29th!!!
mrm [amused]: Today’s the 30th. So you wanna go?
Me [babbling]: Oh nooooooo…. Couldn’t be mah cos I checked my laptop calendar and it said it is the 29th of December so today must be that and then I thought that logically tomorrow will be the 30th and Sunday the 31st and Monday the 1st I didn’t know that tomorrow is the last day of the year already how could it be so fast I’m not prepared.
mrm: *chuckles at bimbotic-sounding me*
Me [sounding unstable]: Oh no.. oh no. *disbelieving laugh* I can’t believe it. But when I checked the calender.. *trails off* Sorry, I think I’m in no state to make a decision now don’t know what to say still very traumatised about the fact that I’m behind time. *whine* Oh no….
mrm: ….. Err. Okay. …..
- about funnies , the uni baby
s t a r m | s t December 30th, 2005