Say No Evil
Funny ‘Taboo’ moments during our one-night stay at Swissotel.
Kai Kun [having to describe what was on his card to make us guess the word]: Oh, oh! This thing is a very cute thing…
Sweetiepie [without hesitation]: Me!
Sweetiepie’s turn: I have a very good… what?
Three of us: ??!?
Answer: Figure.
Me the movie freak: Memoirs of a…?
Smart Sherry: Geisha!
Next Card
Me the movie freak: The movie that was on HBO just now! Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless…?
Two of them: *confused looks*
Me [disbelievingly] What? You guys don’t know the movie?!
Next Card
Me the movie freak: Oh! The name of the guy who was in the show we watched just now…
Sherry [immediately]: Angelina Jolie.
Kai Kun: Guy, guy!
Me: Not that movie, the other one.. Troy..
*blank looks all around*
Me: Ah! The one who gonna marry Angelina Jolie!
Sherry & Sweetiepie [in perfect unison]: Brad Pitt!
Kai Kun: Why are all in reference to movies??
Kai Kun’s turn: Men..err.. men like to have this on their bodies.
*wary looks on the rest of our faces*
Kai Kun: You know.. you know..?
Me [thinking disgusting Austin Powers]: Err.. hair?
Sherry: Condom!
*everyone burst into wild laughter*
Kai Kun: No lah! They like to have them at their stomach area!
Me and Sweetiepie: *continue laughing uncontrollably*
Sherry: Eh? Stomach? What can be on their stomach?
Me: *still giggling hysterically*
Kai Kun: She’s gone mad.
Me [sudden burst of inspiration]: Six pecs!
- about funnies , the worker
s t a r m | s t December 21st, 2005
