Why I Love Them

The Missing Link:

Friend W: Who’s Hideaki?
Me: A very handsome actor. He acted in Terms of a Witch.. It’s a superb show, you must watch it someday.
Friend W: Ohhhhhhhh….
Friend W: I see why you like A [the other half].
Me: A?!?!?!
Me [understandably bemused]: What has A got to do with Hideaki!?!
Friend W: They’re both pale…
Me: Err. Ok.
Me: And it stops there.
Friend W: pale
Friend W [determined to make her point]: fair
Me: *angry face*
Friend W: White.
Me: …..

Alternative Encouragement:

Me [thinking deep thoughts]: You see, that’s what I hate about the real world (that people can be so vicious).
Friend B: The real world may be like that but that’s not all to it.
Me: I shall go be a farmer in New Zealand.
Friend B: Silly gal. What if the sheep plot a mutiny?
Me [being stubborn]: Then I shall rear cows.
Friend B: And the sheep dog becomes their ally. And espionage!
Friend B: The cows may decide to have a mass farting or belching session.
Friend B: And kill you with their poisonous gas.
Me: Thanks for being so encouraging.

8 Responses to “Why I Love Them”

  1. # yahweeon 22 Apr 2005 at 9:18 am

    shucks. sounds so much like kk and beebs respectively. *whistles*

    haha. of course, i could be wrong.. lalalalaa… :D

  2. # S t a r m | s ton 22 Apr 2005 at 3:16 pm

    *Gasp*

    Shhhhhh….. Don’t expose them! heh..

    How’s everything? =)

  3. # bon 23 Apr 2005 at 10:34 am

    eh i know this is out of point but you knoe your earlier post you wrote about the show with the boxer and cakes do you have the vcd or something can you lend me i want to look at the cakes haha.
    sorry for the lack of punctuation.

  4. # Aon 23 Apr 2005 at 12:34 pm

    I can’t believe brynayeolineng has taken her quest for food to this place. My god. Unbelievable.

    Anyway, regarding the claims that I am pale… yellow… fair… whatever. I am guilty as charged. That doesn’t mean it’s right to say such mean things. But well, I have a sense of humour, and since I always make fun of my Indian friend who’s too dark to see in the er, dark, I shall let this pass and take my revenge if we ever meet again on the mahjong table.

  5. # S t a r m | s ton 23 Apr 2005 at 12:35 pm

    Oh, the vcds are my sister’s.. They are with her friend tho’. When she gets them back, I’ll burn a copy and pass them to you =) It’s a really funnnyyy show.. Plus, the cakes are reeeaaalllllyyyyyy heavenly-looking, you’ll want to eat cakes after watching the show!

  6. # S t a r m | s ton 23 Apr 2005 at 12:42 pm

    Darling.. don’t be so vengeful.. *laughs*
    (But when you do win $$, must treat me to good food ok? =) )

  7. # Wenlion 23 Apr 2005 at 6:08 pm

    Mahjong…makes revenge sound like a good thing…

  8. # S t a r m | s ton 26 Apr 2005 at 2:44 pm

    wenli, you sound deprived of F.U.N. heh.. study hard, it’s the last lap!

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